04 September 2005

How to plan a stag night...

Step 1: Meet in pub with friends.

Step 2: Order loads of beer.

Step 3: Drink

Step 4: Make one friend the target of all jokes, insults, etc... (*cough!* *cough!* *aloy!* *cough!*)

Step 5: Leave pub while shouting to each other "Oi, who's getting the strippers arr...?" and "Eh, you want to become best man arr?" followed by "Can oso... but I don't even like you!" and ending with "Eh, hungry lah! Let's go mamak."

Step 6: Eat at mamak and go home.

Hopefully everything goes well...

He's having a wedding!

He's having a shit...

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