13 February 2006

Simply REPULSIVE!!!

Q: What's worse than having to wait in a jam for about 20 minutes?



A: Having to stare at THIS for about a couple of minutes.


Seriously, I don't think Motorola could've chosen a more repulsive face than this to market a new phone.

I mean, I don't mind if they'd gotten a seriously ugly girl (or dude), but the problem with this chick is that she looks like the sort of smart ass who'd go "Oh, the floor is wet, by the way..." AFTER you've gone flying across the pavement and into a busy street (with cars, bikes and shit).

And then, she'd shake her head and smile at you as if you're a dumbass who didn't take her 'advice'...

ROT IN HELL, YOU PIG-FACED ORANGUTAN!!!

Ah... I feel better now.

And seriously, did Motorola have to put her face there? Why not face the billboard the other direction - towards the forest and hills on the other side - just to piss off whatever forms of wildlife that still remain (Probably just a couple of monkeys. Or drug addicts).

3 comments:

lionel said...

If I didn't know your sex, I'd easily diagnose this as PMS.

Chris Chong said...

I'm just being an arse...

The Wanderer said...

cut back on the red meat and caffiene man...