18 September 2006

Pool: two thumbs up!

It's official - pool is the coolest sport in the world. After all, it's the only game that allows you to mimic a sniper hunting down some hapless balls on a velvet table. It transforms even the most awkward, clumsy, fat bastard into a real man.

Me shooting some pool. Very cool, no?


You see? Just by holding a cue up to your chin, you too can instantly transform into a suave something or other.

This is Aloy. He thinks he is cool. Yes, he does.


Of course, it's even better if you're dressed like a waiter - it makes you look even more professional. And a lot cooler too. Observe:

This is Hanif. Yes, he's cool too. Really.


And it's even more more better if you try some trick shots. Doesn't matter if it works or not - as long as you look cool, you will be cool. For example:

This is an attempted screw ball. It is cool.


But it is not enough that it's cool. We must show appreciation for this. And because of this, I give pool two thumbs up (my highest award, given to fine examples of being cool).

Aloy bending over at table. This is cool. Hence, we give it two thumbs up.



Two thumbs up for Hanif too, because he is very cool.


Aloy racking some balls. This is cool. So we give two thumbs up.


The best part is, the coolness you obtain from playing pool carries on to the rest of your life. You become coolness itself.

Falling asleep later at the mamak. But it's also cool, so we give it two thumbs up also.



On the right, we have the photographer who naively thought that she managed to escape the whole night without having her picture taken.



TWO THUMBS UP!!!

Ok, that's enough cheese for now. Back to work!!!

5 comments:

max said...

Good Tuesday-morning laugh that was.

*Two thumbs up!*

amelia said...

*lol* i now can't wait till i get back to KL to absorb some coolness

Mel said...

Ahahaha!! That was pretty funny!

Still, I disagree that you can look cool just by playing pool. It never seemed to work for you...... :P

Eeeeeeeelaine said...

Hey Chris, your freaky-bendy fingers sure make a COOL cue rest. It is cool!

Hence ... you too are cool, when you are playing pool.

Almost as cool as the photographer. Ahahahaha. ;)

TWO THUMBS UP!

Chris Chong said...

I'm cool. End of story -_-