04 February 2008

The origins of kobe beef...

Yay! Another month, another blog entry.

Part of the reason for the lack of updates is the total absence of an Internet connection at my new office. Security and confidentiality, apparently.

So it's been almost a month since I've become a videogames programmer and things are looking good. Surprisingly, I've not had to write a single line of code yet, due to the point-and-click nature of today's modern script-based game engines.

But enough about work, it's time to talk about the origins of kobe beef.

Apparently, it's got something to do with a drunk Japanese farmer and his cow Daisy (according to my future sister-in-law's husband). It goes something like this:

    Farmer: Hey, Daisy... *hic!* Only you can understand me. Come have a beer with me.

    Daisy: Moo...

    Farmer: Here, let me pour some of it on your back as well. You like it don't you? *hic!*

    Daisy: Moo...

    Farmer: That's it, Daisy. Drink it allll up. *hic!* Only you can understand me, girl. Only you.

    Daisy: Moo... *hic!*

    ---- The next morning ----

    Farmer: F***ing hell! Daisy, you DRANK all my beer!!! DIE, BITCH!!!

    (Swings glass bottle at cow)

    Daisy: MOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *Urk!*

    Farmer: OhmyGod! OhmyGod! OhmyGod! Daisy's dead! DAISY'S DEAD! I guess I better cook her, then. Mmmm! Actually, this tastes kinda good!


So, there you go.

Have a happy Chinese New Year


max said...


The Phoenix said...

I wanna see the origins of "Bagong" the phillipino half-grown chicken thingy and the Fat Sparrow that Jeremy Clarkson ate ...

Dah Cow said...

And Moo!

As a methane chewing grass cutter, I object to the lies and untruths being propagated on this website!

Kobe beef came about because we cows love to drink beer!

Joy said...

Oi, that was my story! Not Steve's!

... I think.